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Goodbye, my friend.

Posted by: mose

Posted in: Life



So, I was shaving in the shower, using my super leet fogless mirror. There are many advantages to shaving in the shower. I learned tonight of a disadvantage. The hair cuts much easier. So much so, in fact, it is rather easy to to go too far. I slipped for a second and took a giant chunk out of my goatee. The damage was irreparable. I had to take it all off.

Goodbye, old friend. I’ll see you again in a few weeks.

2 Comments to “Goodbye, my friend.”

  1. your mama Says:

    my sincere condolences on the loss of your goatee, it will be greatly missed by all……

  2. lover Says:

    please don’t cry, i will miss it more than you. we will celebrate when it returns..

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