So, I was shaving in the shower, using my super leet fogless mirror. There are many advantages to shaving in the shower. I learned tonight of a disadvantage. The hair cuts much easier. So much so, in fact, it is rather easy to to go too far. I slipped for a second and took a giant chunk out of my goatee. The damage was irreparable. I had to take it all off.
Goodbye, old friend. I’ll see you again in a few weeks.