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Jan

11

Sooo lazy

Posted by: mose

Posted in: Just for lolz., Site

No, I haven’t abandoned this place. (Just renewed the domain name today, as a matter of fact.) I do apologize profusely for the lack of content lately. I have a half a dozen ideas running through my head, but nothing solidifying into a cohesive post I feel worthy of reading though.

In the meantime, meet my hero. I would love to shake this guy’s hand.

And weeeeeeeee

Jump already

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Oct

26

Turn Around, Bright Eyes

Turn Around, Bright Eyes

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Sep

17

I lol’d

Posted by: mose

Posted in: Fantastic!, Just for lolz., Raves

Check out this site.

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No, seriously. It’s true. Back in a millennium gone by, they were actually decent. It wasn’t until the arrival of Fergie that they began to truly suck. “Fergie is the shark that the Black Eyed Peas jumped” – Cameron Strang. While the lyrics would never be mistaken for having been written by KRS1, the overall flow was still true to original hip-hop with some R&B elements. After the introduction of Fergie, they turned into a second rate backing band for what is essentially her solo act.

The Black Eyed Peas have officially written the worst song ever.

Proof:

Garbage. Now contrast that with this, from 1998.

Now again, the lyrics aren’t going to win any awards, but there was a heck of a lot more meat to it than the current drivel spilling from their mouths.

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May

28

An up(kind of)date

Posted by: mose

Posted in: Just for lolz., Rock

Sorry about the lack of (actual) updates, gang. Work and school and kids and dinosaurs, and aliens, and yard work have been keeping me busy.

I figure I’ve got to put something up just to keep the 2 or 3 faithful checkers checking.

This had me rocking and giggling like a schoolgirl at the same time. Plus, that blue SG is uber-hawt. It’s makin’ me want to win the lottery so I can get one……

This just in. I am now accepting donations to throw away on lottery tickets.

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May

09

Play him off, keyboard cat!

Click it ^

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May

06

I watch parts of American Idol sometimes. It’s a way to spend time with my wife doing something she enjoys. I usually can’t sit through a whole show, though. Last night we were finishing a late dinner when the show came on. That Adam Lambert kid, looking as smug and douchey as ever, is standing next to Seacrest and I think to myself, “Man, that guy is such a tool.”

Then it hit me. The universe has scoured its depths and pulled forth the impossible. Here we have someone standing next to Ryan Seacrest and looks like even more of a tool than Seacrest does. I never would have thought this to be possible. Seacrest needs to hire Lambert to hang out with him at all times to lower his d-bag level.

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Apr

04

I’m tired. Here’s a video.

Posted by: mose

Posted in: Just for lolz.

I get sick of watching concert footage of great bands and seeing horrible lame crowds. Here’s a good video describing what is horrible hardcore dancing and what is awesome hardcore dancing.

Enjoy.

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Mar

26

Wow. It worked.

Posted by: mose

Posted in: Just for lolz.

Sooooo impressive, right?

Sooooo impressive, right?

Well, that only took 3 hours to accomplish.

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Feb

26

When will people learn?

Posted by: mose

Posted in: Just for lolz.

So while the girls are at their aunt’s today, I’ve gotten some stuff done. Got some new shoes, done a lot of housework, picked up balloons for my daughter’s party, etc. While I was working out a little, I turned the TV on and watched a little Jerry Springer. Not usually my taste but keep in mind we only have 20 channels and most of them are talk shows or soap operas at noon. Of course there’s some blatant transsexual who’s wanting to tell “her” boyfriend something. So she spills the secret and he’s completely shocked. Really? You had no idea? “Honey, I want you to come on the Jerry Springer show with me because I have something I want to tell you.” That means one of two things: 1. You chick’s not a chick or 2. Your chick’s been sleeping with 30+ other guys.

If the Springer show ever calls you to ask you to come on, there’s only one course of action. Leave whoever you’re with and move out of state.

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